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And Jack is also back!!

Kareful how u say dat to her.
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lothithil From: lothithil Date: 2nd January 2013 03:29 (UTC) (Link)
*naughty thoughts abound* :D
lolmac From: lolmac Date: 2nd January 2013 13:28 (UTC) (Link)
*watches the thoughts bounding around*
thothmes From: thothmes Date: 2nd January 2013 03:48 (UTC) (Link)

Doughnut Intrude on Private Business, Please

Daniel [speaking up when they'd forgotten he was there]: Would that be the blinking red light on the security camera in Sam's office?

Sam & Jack: [blush in an adorable unison]

Teal'c: Indeed. I have seen him wait for it to cycle off.

Sam & Jack: [find their own toes to be more interesting than ever before]

Daniel: Thought so.

Jack: So... Jello?

Sam: Sounds good, sir.

Daniel: Wait! Just let me finish up with this translation. I only have five more pages to go...

Teal'c: We will remain here. We do not require sustenance at this time.

Daniel: We don't?

Teal'c: We do not.

Daniel: Bring me back a coffee then!

Sam: Sure, Daniel.

Jack: And if you're a good boy for Teal'c, we'll bring you back a doughnut.

Teal'c: I require those too.

Jack: One dozen for you, one for Daniel, coming up. Krispy Kremes?

Teal'c: Indeed.

Jack: Carter, make --

Sam: The call. I'm on it, sir.
campylobacter From: campylobacter Date: 2nd January 2013 04:05 (UTC) (Link)

Re: Doughnut Intrude on Private Business, Please

What EVER will Sam & Jack do on the hour-long donut run?
thothmes From: thothmes Date: 2nd January 2013 04:33 (UTC) (Link)

Re: Doughnut Intrude on Private Business, Please

Are you sure that Teal'c wouldn't prefer the slightly fresher doughnuts that come from the Krispy Kreme place in Denver? You know, by the time they get there and get Jello at that great diner, and and get the doughnuts, it will be rush hour, and that mysterious C-4 unknown substance explosion that spreads confetti all over the highway, causing authorities to shut down the major arteries out of town while they investigate (and ultimately decide it was a harmless prank), will keep them from getting home until the next morning.

With PLENTY of the fancy coffee Daniel prefers, all piping hot and doctored just the way he likes it, and two baker's dozens of doughnuts, all very, very fresh from that place over by the Academy. They tried the Denver thing. It just didn't work out. The Broadmoor was very nice, and "NO! Daniel. You can't see the receipt...s. Receipts. I said 'receipts', didn't I Carter?"
campylobacter From: campylobacter Date: 2nd January 2013 04:49 (UTC) (Link)

Re: Doughnut Intrude on Private Business, Please

I don't even know why Sam & Jack even bother to hide it. It's not like the whole mountain doesn't already know about Jack & Daniel in the supply closet, too.
lolmac From: lolmac Date: 2nd January 2013 13:43 (UTC) (Link)

Re: Doughnut Intrude on Private Business, Please

*applause applause applause*

First commentfic of the new year!!

The irony is that every KK joint makes its own doughnuts on site, so the fib is even more transparent.

Clearly, when they reached the local one, the "Hot" sign wasn't turned on (which means the doughnut machine was not running at that particular moment). Naturally, they weren't about to inflict non-fresh doughnuts on their beloved teammates. Also, Jack likes watching the machine, and Sam always comes up with six different obvious improvements, and it's extra entertainment watching her try to explain them to the entirely befuddled manager.

So they pressed on, over hill and over dale, seeking the bright shining star Hot sign heralding the birth of a child doughnut. By the time they finally found one, they were in Denver, and Sam sensibly pointed out that by the time they'd driven all the way back, the doughnuts wouldn't be fresh any more.

Fortunately, Jack was willing to accept Plan B (for Broadmoor) and C (for confetti). They called the KK place near the Academy to make sure there would be fresh doughnuts there in the morning, and bivouacked blissfully at the beautiful Broadmoor.
thothmes From: thothmes Date: 3rd January 2013 02:25 (UTC) (Link)

Re: Doughnut Intrude on Private Business, Please

*nods knowingly*

That's exactly what happened. Yup.

*nods again*

Yup.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I sooo wanted to reply to this this morning (okay, very early afternoon) when I saw it, but LJ was being sloooow and unreliable.

Krispy Kremes haven't made their way this far north. We are still Dunkin Donuts land, but I knew that about the HOT sign. Really. I did. But seeing as how it wasn't even remotely germane to my existence (seeing as how I'm a diabetic who had a heart attack and should eat no saturated fats) I had that fact stored very, very, very far back in my brain's attic. Mostly I was thinking of the local doughnut shoppe of my childhood, which guaranteed that none of their doughnuts for sale were older than four hours old. The one in the neighboring town had their four hour period staggered, so sometimes it paid to travel a bit more. Of course the travel time to Denver would cancel all that out, making the lie transparent too.
sharp2799 From: sharp2799 Date: 2nd January 2013 22:51 (UTC) (Link)
I heart you for this!
lolmac From: lolmac Date: 3rd January 2013 22:14 (UTC) (Link)
<3 !!
bull_demon From: bull_demon Date: 3rd January 2013 21:02 (UTC) (Link)
Wow. Standing that close to an attractive woman and yet still able to maintain eye contact. What a guy....
lolmac From: lolmac Date: 3rd January 2013 22:14 (UTC) (Link)
Peripheral vision FTW.
taj_mahal07 From: taj_mahal07 Date: 6th January 2013 21:59 (UTC) (Link)
Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!! This is epically awesome! ;)
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