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Episode:   Chimera, Season 7           Screen Capture from:  rda_daily

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campylobacter From: campylobacter Date: 28th September 2011 12:51 (UTC) (Link)
lolmac From: lolmac Date: 28th September 2011 17:40 (UTC) (Link)
Clearly!
campylobacter From: campylobacter Date: 28th September 2011 19:56 (UTC) (Link)
OT: Speaking of AppFail:
"Is My Son Gay?"

D:
lolmac From: lolmac Date: 28th September 2011 21:49 (UTC) (Link)
Now that I've come out of a truly EPIC cringe:

My Twenty-Question App:
1. Did your son start shaving before the age of 10?
2. Does he watch Fox News?
3. Is his IQ comfortably lower than room temperature?
4. Fahrenheit or Celcius?
5. Does he like any and all sports involving bodily injury?
6. When he was growing up, did he ever bring home the body parts of smaller, weaker kids as gifts to you?
7. Why not?
8. Didn’t you praise him enough when he did?
9. How many bimbos can he shag in a single night of drunken boyish fun?
10. Does he know how to use a condom?
11. Does he read the sports section of the newspaper?
12. Trick question. Does he look at the pictures?
13. Can he do any math problem not involving sports statistics?
14. Can he actually find the washing machine?
15. How much cheap booze can he put away before you’re actually certain he’s no longer conscious in any meaningful sense of the word?
16. How many illegitimate children has he sired so far?
17. Are you sure they’re his?
18. When his current girlfriend opens her yap, can you count on him to smack her around properly?
19. If not, will your husband please demonstrate again?
20. Aren’t you proud?
campylobacter From: campylobacter Date: 29th September 2011 00:32 (UTC) (Link)
I do believe you've skewered cultural stereotypes of masculine behavior far more humorously than the app developer ever could.
lolmac From: lolmac Date: 29th September 2011 01:43 (UTC) (Link)
Gah. The app developer thinks it was funny? Maybe someone could point out how the first thinly veiled death threat appears less than half a dozen comments into the comment thread on the story.

OTOH, nobody from Mississippi has appeared here yet to complain about how badly I'm misrepresenting them. ;-)

I shall now retreat to my Smug Bastion of Gay Nerditude and throw rainbow stock options at the troglodytes.
campylobacter From: campylobacter Date: 29th September 2011 04:45 (UTC) (Link)

throw rainbow stock options at the troglodytes

Ha! Troglodytes deserve as many rainbows as you can toss, including any residing in Mississippi.

omg why did I click on the comments section to that article? ouch wtf
lolmac From: lolmac Date: 29th September 2011 12:19 (UTC) (Link)

am I naming your tweet entries? ;-)

omg why did I click on the comments section to that article? ouch wtf
That's exactly what I thought. And I'm can't have booze again yet, so no drowning the memory urk.
campylobacter From: campylobacter Date: 29th September 2011 15:53 (UTC) (Link)

Re: am I naming your tweet entries? ;-)

Unless I un-check the "Repost to Twitter" box under LJ's Reply box (which I can only see when I switch the LOLMac layout to "Style=mine"), all my replies are auto-Tweeted with the subject line OR the first 121 characters of my reply + 1 space + an 18-character shortened URL.

I sometimes forget that there's so much violent hatred & homophobia in the world (and online) because I live in a comfortable bubble of friends who share the same beliefs & morés.
lolmac From: lolmac Date: 29th September 2011 16:39 (UTC) (Link)

tweet entries

Maybe I'm confused -- I thought you went back after each daily auto-post has autoposted to LJ, and renamed the roundup post from 'My Tweets' to some suitably pithy or wordy item from the day's list. I was more than half expecting to see 'Smug bastion of nerditude' and/or 'Rainbow stock options for troglodytes' turn up in that context. That's all.
campylobacter From: campylobacter Date: 29th September 2011 17:12 (UTC) (Link)

Re: tweet entries

No, I'm the confused one who mistook "tweet entries" to mean actual Tweets instead of "LJ auto-Tweet logs" -- which I *do* need to go back & edit now that LJ has finally fixed the worst bugs in their RTE & HTML interface that were preventing me from doing so.
campylobacter From: campylobacter Date: 5th October 2011 15:54 (UTC) (Link)
Maybe the app should've been titled "Gay Inside Jokes in French Lost in Translation"?

UPDATE: Google caves to pressure, removes "Is My Son Gay?" app which was commissioned as publicity for an upcoming book with the same title:
http://www.androidcentral.com/my-son-gay-app-gone-android-market-was-apparently-commissioned-author-upcoming-book
bull_demon From: bull_demon Date: 28th September 2011 13:32 (UTC) (Link)
Nah -- it's a new Smart Phone called the "Anubis." It's driven by Windows, and gives a whole new meaning to the "blue screen of death."
lolmac From: lolmac Date: 28th September 2011 17:40 (UTC) (Link)
*howls*

Available only in shiny black.
obsessed_psyco From: obsessed_psyco Date: 28th September 2011 16:03 (UTC) (Link)
*splutters tea everywhere* Mwahaha!
lolmac From: lolmac Date: 28th September 2011 17:39 (UTC) (Link)
*snickers*
idlewild_ From: idlewild_ Date: 28th September 2011 17:30 (UTC) (Link)
Androids vs. Aliens, next on the History Channel?
lolmac From: lolmac Date: 28th September 2011 17:39 (UTC) (Link)
ROFL! Given that the History Channel now seems to consist exclusively of GUYS WITH GUNS and GUYS WITH GUNS THROUGH THE AGES.
idlewild_ From: idlewild_ Date: 28th September 2011 17:45 (UTC) (Link)
And, according to my sources who actually watch it now and then, an Expert who is selling the Ancient Astronauts theory to anyone who's buying. Allegedly there was a doco recenty about alien tech as used by the Third Reich. I love history!
lolmac From: lolmac Date: 28th September 2011 21:51 (UTC) (Link)
Tch. Selling the Ancient Astronauts theory? Has it been refurbished and reset to factory standards, or are they selling it Used As-Is?
idlewild_ From: idlewild_ Date: 28th September 2011 22:24 (UTC) (Link)
Used As-Is, I'm afraid. this gentleman(video) is apparently the batshit-crazy protege of Eric Von Daniken, and quite the History Channel celebrity.
From: katxander Date: 29th September 2011 02:48 (UTC) (Link)

Ain't buying what they's sellin'

Ah, yes! The Crazy Hair Guy!! He is Eric Von Nutjob 2.0

We love comedy shows...




*sigh*
lothithil From: lothithil Date: 28th September 2011 22:56 (UTC) (Link)
Poor Jack. His life never gets easier. *g*
lolmac From: lolmac Date: 29th September 2011 01:49 (UTC) (Link)
Darn these labour-saving devices that never really save any labour!
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