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For the first time ever, LOLMac celebrates Talk Like a Pirate Day! (Which isn’t till Sunday, but I don’t usually post here on weekends.)

He gots nuthin to say.

This LOL, and the one coming up on Monday, are all Pepper’s fault.   (So was yesterday's.)
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Episode:  High Control, Season 6           Screen Capture from:  rda_daily

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From: technoshaman Date: 17th September 2010 20:32 (UTC) (Link)
Arrr, but it be TALK like a pirate day! It's the plank for Mac!

MACGYVER wobbles carefully out the plank at swordpoint, hurriedly clipping his SWISS ARMY KNIFE to the end of a bit of light but strong wire he'd unravelled from the brig's klaxon. A TICKING noise is heard off-camera.

HOOK: It's that bloody croc! Man the five-pounder!

The flurry of activity in manning the gun distracts HOOK and the crew long enough for MACGYVER to toss the KNIFE over the end of the yardarm, and wait for it to swing back to him... he then backs up a few steps, pushes off the end of the plank, and, Pan-like, swings inboard, spins, and, swinging back, slams HOOK overboard with both feet in the back.

HOOK: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH-
CROC: *wet crunch*, off-camera

In the confusion over the loss of their left-handed leader, the crew doesn't see MAC loose a lifeboat over the leeward side. He quietly rows a short distance away, doffs the leather jacket, uses the awl from the KNIFE and the wire to tie a zippered edge, upside down, to one of the oars, stuffs the other through the sleeves as a boom, and sets sail into the sunset.

Edited at 2010-09-17 20:33 (UTC)
lolmac From: lolmac Date: 17th September 2010 20:38 (UTC) (Link)
Sometimes being the strong, silent type pays off.
From: technoshaman Date: 17th September 2010 20:46 (UTC) (Link)
Closeup of makeshift sailboat, high-angle

MACGYVER [swears silently to himself]

Pan up to deck of pirate ship, and peer into the *other* LIFEBOAT. A RAVEN pokes at a BLUE DUFFEL monogrammed "A.M.". The RAVEN succeeds in opening the DUFFEL a bit, retrives a GOLD COIN, and flies off with a squawk; we can see the glint of more inside...

... or not...

FADE TO CREDITS

lolmac From: lolmac Date: 17th September 2010 20:57 (UTC) (Link)
Nope, you've gone OOC now. Mac doesn't swear, doesn't use his first initial, and isn't interested in lucre.
pepper_field From: pepper_field Date: 17th September 2010 21:33 (UTC) (Link)
*snerk*
lothithil From: lothithil Date: 17th September 2010 22:39 (UTC) (Link)
On Geology Day, are we supposed to talk like a pyrite? *tonguecheek*
lolmac From: lolmac Date: 17th September 2010 23:16 (UTC) (Link)
You are indeed. I expect sparky conversation.
From: katxander Date: 18th September 2010 02:11 (UTC) (Link)

Dig this!

...unless we're all stoned.

"We're devils and black sheep...really bad eggs...drink up me hearties, yo-ho!"

Pat the Pirate...
jackwabbit From: jackwabbit Date: 17th September 2010 22:56 (UTC) (Link)
ARRRRRRRRGH!
rdamel From: rdamel Date: 18th September 2010 02:41 (UTC) (Link)
Thanks for making me smile, folks!

And I contribute a Mac on the beach icon--he probably just rowed to a deserted island after escaping from the pirate ship, don't you think?

He certainly adds a certain charm to the scenery!

Melissa M.
lolmac From: lolmac Date: 18th September 2010 19:58 (UTC) (Link)
Hey, it's important to relax a bit after escapeing from pirates. You betcha.
bethzombie From: bethzombie Date: 18th September 2010 04:25 (UTC) (Link)
Reminds me of that look he uses when he plays Dexter
lolmac From: lolmac Date: 18th September 2010 20:02 (UTC) (Link)
Yup, that's the look!
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From: katxander Date: 19th September 2010 01:11 (UTC) (Link)

*blink*


...what??
From: katxander Date: 19th September 2010 01:13 (UTC) (Link)

Re: °_°


...must have been the rum.


*swashes off to find said rum...*
lolmac From: lolmac Date: 19th September 2010 04:51 (UTC) (Link)

Re: °_°

That's happened two or three times so far -- I get a comment showing up that's obviously part of another thread in another journal. I just delete the comment when it happens. In this case, it was part of a Harry Potter discussion (and not a very interesting one, by all indications).
From: katxander Date: 19th September 2010 06:50 (UTC) (Link)

Re: °_° Aww...I mean...arrrr...

You took our pretty out-of-place post away...


*sniffle*

Just for that, I'm keeping the rum...


really BAD eggs....
lolmac From: lolmac Date: 19th September 2010 07:36 (UTC) (Link)

Re: °_° Aww...I mean...arrrr...

You just might have had a wee drop o' rum too much, me hearty.
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